remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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