You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
