The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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