Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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