His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I wear drunk well.
there is puke in my bra ... again
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
