You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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