He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
is wine microwaveable?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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