Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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