another moral hangover. fuck.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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