I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My breasts were aching with rage.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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