No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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