they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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