I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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