So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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