Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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