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• (906): View more from Michigan

  And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  they're like a gay fantastic four

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.

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• (831): View more from California

  I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.

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• (716): View more from New York

  and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.

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  Where were you?

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  Laughing

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I touched a dick in church today

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??

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