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(703): View more from Virginia

party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.

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(703): party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come. http://tfl.nu/yys7

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I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.

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(604): I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks. http://tfl.nu/kxma

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(478): View more from Georgia

i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick

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(478): i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick http://tfl.nu/86s0

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(402): View more from Nebraska

just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.

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(402): just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot. http://tfl.nu/9z8d

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I could make wine with my vomit

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(503): I could make wine with my vomit http://tfl.nu/9wng

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what did you hear about me?

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that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around

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that was hard to say and not laugh

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(847): what did you hear about me? (630): that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around (630): that was hard to say and not laugh http://tfl.nu/dwdl

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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.

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(484): we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed. http://tfl.nu/819f

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.

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(570): martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions. http://tfl.nu/krux

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up

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(402): Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up http://tfl.nu/1eo4

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.

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Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.

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(262): I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state. (847): Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it. http://tfl.nu/q5kp

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(630): View more from Illinois

Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese

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Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?

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I love you bro

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(630): Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese (312): Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard? (630): I love you bro http://tfl.nu/jz3g

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES

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(978): PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES http://tfl.nu/lra7

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(416): View more from Toronto

arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?

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Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.

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(416): arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house? (647): Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me. http://tfl.nu/yck0

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(646): View more from New York

I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...

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(646): I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes... http://tfl.nu/1uwm

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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?

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(708): Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love? http://tfl.nu/bkra

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