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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Sharpest. Poop. Ever.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome

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  no its not leave

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty

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• (407): View more from Florida

  How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me

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