I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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