White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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