you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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