I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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