after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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