I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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