You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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