Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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