Do you still have your period?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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