I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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