3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Less talking, more tequila
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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