You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
But break dance skills will only take you so far
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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