dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Naked Twister starts at high noon
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed