ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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