Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!