i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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