Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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