i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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