Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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