Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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