I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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