do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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