We won't sleep together?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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