im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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