K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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