Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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