no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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