I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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