i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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