So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize