You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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