is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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