Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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