I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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