i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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