Dual....:-)
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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