I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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