12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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