he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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